The world's healthiest smoothie?

Health isn’t one-size-fits-all. It’s personal, nuanced, and different for everyone. Erewhon and Function partnered to intentionally select every ingredient to maximize nutritional value, and make a smoothie that supports major health pillars we all need—loaded with key macronutrients for balance and glycemic stability to help your body feel its best.

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What makes this the world’s healthiest smoothie?

This is a nutrient-dense smoothie, formulated to deliver key micronutrients + metabolic stability.

Key micronutrients
Key micronutrients

Essential minerals and vitamins–like magnesium and vitamins A, C, K, E, and B–support immune and nervous system health.

Balanced macros
Balanced macros

High-quality protein with leucine helps maintain muscle and keep you feeling full, while omega-3 fats support metabolic health and a healthy inflammatory response.

Glucose index
Glucose index

Low sugar and low glycemic load, combined with high fiber and balanced fat and protein, help slow glucose absorption and promote steady energy.

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Hypogonadism
Rheumatoid arthritis
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Hemochromatosis
Prostate cancer
Lead toxicity
Hashimoto’s thyroiditis
Addison’s disease
Lupus
Fatty liver disease
Chronic kidney disease
Ovarian cancer
Sjögren’s syndrome
Celiac disease
Alzheimer’s disease
Lead toxicity
Hypothyroidism
Prostate cancer
Sjögren’s syndrome
Anemia
Mold toxicity
PCOS
Chronic kidney disease
Coronary artery disease
Graves’ disease
Insulin resistance
Rheumatoid arthritis
Sickle cell disease
Fatty liver disease
Celiac disease
Hypogonadism
Lupus
Ovarian cancer
Hashimoto’s thyroiditis
Pancreatic cancer
Diabetes
Addison’s disease
Hemochromatosis
Gout
Alzheimer’s disease
Lupus
Addison’s disease
Alzheimer’s disease
Prostate cancer
Celiac disease
Graves’ disease
Hemochromatosis
Hypogonadism
Hashimoto’s thyroiditis
Sjögren’s syndrome
Rheumatoid arthritis
Chronic kidney disease
PCOS
Ovarian cancer
Pancreatic cancer
Anemia
Mold toxicity
Insulin resistance
Diabetes
Hypothyroidism
Sickle cell disease
Gout
Coronary artery disease
Fatty liver disease
Lead toxicity
Diabetes
Chronic kidney disease
Lupus
Hashimoto’s thyroiditis
Rheumatoid arthritis
PCOS
Hypothyroidism
Celiac disease
Hemochromatosis
Hypogonadism
Gout
Graves’ disease
Ovarian cancer
Lead toxicity
Mold toxicity
Sjögren’s syndrome
Prostate cancer
Sickle cell disease
Insulin resistance
Addison’s disease
Anemia
Coronary artery disease
Alzheimer’s disease
Pancreatic cancer
Fatty liver disease
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Platelet Count

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Frequently asked questions

Which tests are included with a Function membership?

Membership includes 100+ lab tests across every major organ system—selected by the world’s top doctors to monitor for thousands of diseases. And 60+ tests halfway through the year to see what’s changed. Hormones, heart, thyroid, nutrients, metals, metabolism, autoimmunity, liver, and inflammation—what others skip, we don’t. If it impacts your future, we test it.

Advanced Add-Ons like Galleri and MRI and CT scans are available for an additional cost. See the full list of tests.

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Why are we called "Function"?

Your body, mind, and healthcare system should function. But corrupted food systems, chronic stress, and outdated practices can push you toward dysfunction. We exist to change that. We give you insights across your body—heart, hormones, thyroid, nutrients, toxins, inflammation, and more—so you can stay in control.

Is the smoothie available at all Erewhon locations?

The smoothie is available in all Los Angeles Erewhon locations.