Gift time, not stuff

You can’t gift more years—but this comes close.

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The first membership for lifelong health

100+ tests. One membership.

Test every major organ system—then do it again 3–6 months later to see what’s changing.

5x more than a standard physical
We test what can impact your future. 5x more testing than a standard physical—heart, hormones, thyroid, nutrients, metals, metabolism.
Explained by science. Built by doctors
Each result is backed by research from the world’s top clinicians—so you understand what it means and what to do next.
Your health, tracked over time
All your data, encrypted and stored in one place. See what’s improving, what’s shifting, and where to act before symptoms appear.
Take action
Use your results to adjust your daily habits and build a routine that actually works for your body.

Testing is easy

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100+ lab tests

Schedule at 2k+ Quest Diagnostics locations
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Results explained

By top doctors and 1000s of hours of research

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Follow your protocol

 Take action. Test again.

Data that puts your health in motion

Find out where you stand. Decide where you’re going.
100+ biomarkers
Comprehensive testing
next steps
Clear action plans
Biological Age
wearables
Integration with health trackers
Steps
4,787
avg
Sleep
7.5
hrs avg
Resting HR
64
bpm avg
Apple Health
iFit
Withings
Peloton
Oura
Fitbit
Garmin

Real people. Real results.

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The cancer signals doctors missed
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From diabetes diagnosis to action
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Finding prostate cancer after testing
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You can't diet or exercise this away

What could cost you $15,000 is $499

Your health shouldn’t depend on insurance.
HSA/FSA Eligible

Function membership

$42

/day
Charged annually at $499
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160+ lab tests annually
Testing 2x/year and on-demand
Insights from top doctors and researchers
All-in-one for your whole body
Tracked in one secure place
Clinicians review every result and flag issues
Personalized protocol for instant action
Add advanced MRI and CT scans anytime
No insurance, transparent pricing
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This is the most comprehensive lab testing I have ever had. I am thrilled to know more about my health and how to improve it.

Best money I have spent on healthcare.

Function blows my mind. The UI, UX, price and clinician notes are all phenomenal.